With legs spread open mindless party girls who don’t believe they are sluts because they only sleep with their boyfriends yet have had around 74 boyfriends per month will once again be slutting it up to the mythical rhymes of Creed.

That’s right Creed is reuniting.

Once again the happy public will be subjugated to the horrors and ear splitting singing that is Creed. I’m sure this was a difficult decision for Scott Stapp to leave his highly unsuccessful solo career to regroup with the other members of Creed to create douchtastic music yet again. The funny thing? Apparently they weren’t broken up.

After a six-year hiatus, multi-platinum selling Orlando-based rock band Creed have returned with a new record tentatively titled Full Circle.

“We never felt like we weren’t together,” says frontman Scott Stapp. “We’re not looking at this as a reunion. It’s more of a rebirth.”

If you care, the rest of the article can be found here

Now I know you are all wondering how the smurf this relates back to this site. Well that’s easy, how long do you think before one of their albums appears on Rock Band? Before people are ‘rocking out’ to One or Higher or In My Own Prison?

I feel douchy just knowing the names of those song.

Still not convinced?

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How about now?

It’s a standard practice now to release a song through Rock Band or Guitar Hero as a promotional tool. Sometimes its a new album or its a classic. Either way it’s all about promotion. Not that it is a big deal. If its a fun song to play all the better. But how long until they aren’t fun songs. How long until American Idol invades Guitar Hero or Rock Band? How long until Creed is blasting out of your house once again? Does it even matter to you?

I believe the nebula winning photo below expresses my opinion on the whole matter.

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  • Freddie

    SCOTT STAPP = Poor Mans Eddie Vedder (who sucks from the teet of the Virgin Mary… or some woman he met in Mexico wearing a blue cape).

    FUNNY HISTORY = Got his ass kicked by two members of 311 in a hotel bar in Baltimore… a Marriott to be exact… my sister in law had to call the cops on him as she was holding an event there… probably partially due to the fact that she’s a 311 fan.

    YOU’RE RIGHT = How the hell did you know the song names… and WHY?!!!

    MORAL OF THE STORY = If there’s a recession going on, get your band back together and milk it for all it’s worth:

    List of Bands Getting Back Together [ask yourself when you last heard these names and how much money they need]:

    – Michael Jackson [ok you've always heard this name]

    – En Vouge

    – No Doubt

    – Spine Shank

    – Limp Bizkit

    – Crazy Town

    – Janes Addiction [this could be cool]

    – Aerosmith

    – ZZ Top

    – Alice In Chains [I know this will be cool even though it's a fill in singer]

    – “Jesus Needs a Haircut” a.k.a. Creed

    PS – Lance you guys did an awesome job with the site.