Please watch the original in it’s SWF format without all the shitty video artifacting.

Here’s an embarrassing tale from Paul’s childhood: Growing up and at the ripe old age of about 6 — listening to the Thriller album for the 30th time that day — I walked into the kitchen and proclaimed to my mother that I wished Michael Jackson was my father.

The end.

Also, that video up there is probably the most epic thing you’ll see all day. As a fan of Moonwalker the videogame AND Moonwalker the Movie — when I first saw that video about 4 years ago, I thought it was the greatest thing ever conceived by a human being. I’m probably still right about that.


  • Lance

    You have no idea how happy that just made me.

    I was one of the “lucky” few that owned the Moonwalker game for the Sega Genesis and the game wasn’t all that awful. Hard yes – except when you caught a shooting star and became a giant eye laser shooting robot – but not that bad. Decent midi music of Jackson classic’s as well.

  • Freddie

    WOW. This video not only had Zangief as a damn meteorite, but it also showed a quick flash of RING KINGS, my other favorite boxing game from the NES, awesome.

  • Jacy

    thats not embarassing, thats one of the greatest tales ever. i wonder how your mother responded.