First string strippers are the Las Vegas kind. Paul knows what I’m talking about. They also have sex for money. Second string strippers are the ones you find in your local strip club. They also have sex for money. Third string are the ones you find in backwater Texas that are more like train wrecks then strippers. They have sex for food. Too many “Girl Gamers” on the net are somewhere between third string and...

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I thought about making this weeks twat the very first twat but I felt that everyone who twats new about this twat already so there was no point in using Twat Wednesday to tell followers of Twat Wednesday to follow this weeks twat. That was seven twats in one sentence by the way. Worth it. Anyway this week’s twat needs little introduction as it is XBox’s Major Nelson aka Larry. He in a lot of ways is the face of XBox. He is...

As everyone knows I used to work at a Smoothie joint. In nine months I thought I had my fill of smoothies for the rest of my life. Well recently my Mom got a blender and wanted me to teach her how to make smoothies. Which I did. I was sad to find out that I still know how to make a Strawberry Splash. ...

I realized that my recommended twats have been far too male dominated lately. I’m going to try and keep that in mind with my twat recommendations from now on. So this week’s twat is the Xbox Community Manager TriXie. You can tell she is a real gamer because the X is capitalized in the middle of her name. That means she means some serious shit. Seriously. Regardless of her grammar habits it’s an interesting twat...